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Maybe we should all sit, like,
Japanese-style on the floor

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or something because all of
our chairs are really uneven,

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and I just don't want it
to give, like,

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a weird balance/
eye-contact thing.

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Yuck.

6
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Hey, this still doesn't taste
like Mom's.

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Well, that's really
frustrating feedback, Drew.

8
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I mean, what is it missing,
you know?

9
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I'm sorry.

10
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I just really don't want
to do this, Dory.

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Okay.

12
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Babe, this is part
of our new thing, right--

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trying new things?

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But I think it's nice, you know,
we're having somebody new over.

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No, no, no, no, don't try
to trick me, Dory, okay?

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Why does it have
to be Gavin?

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Why can't it just be one
of my business-school buddies

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or someone fun?

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Because he's a nice guy

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and he's going
through a really hard time.

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Actually,
he's an unstable maniac

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who's going
through a hard time.

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Drew.

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He knows something, okay?

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So let's just put on a smile,
and let's get it out of him.

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"Get it out of him"?
What is going on with--
I need--
I need to get the wine.

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I need to get the wine.
"Get the wi"--

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Can you hurry back, okay?

29
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I don't want
to be sitting in awkward tension

30
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asking this guy where he got
his clothes or some crap.

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It's not like he's gonna
gun us down or something.

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I mean, he--
- 50 buck says he guns us down.

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Gavin.
Hi.

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I'm sorry.
I'm somewhat early.

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I can go back outside
if this makes you uneasy.

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No.
No, no, no, no.

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Come in.
- A-All right.

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Drew, Gavin's here.

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Oh, hey, pal. Yeah.
Hey, buddy.

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What can I get you?
What is this, Drew's
General Store, or something?

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No.

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Um, so, I'm just gonna run out
and grab the wine.

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Please,
make yourself at home.

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I'll be back
in, like, one sec, yeah?

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- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.

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Hey, you didn't hear us talking
in here, did you?

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I'm just curious, um,
how thin the walls are.

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Why?
Were you talking about me?

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No.

50
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Ooh, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sorry.

51
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So, what kind of porn
do you like?

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What's up?

53
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It's just us guys here, right?

54
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Yeah, honestly,
nothing too nuts.

55
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What kind of porn
do you like?

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I'm telling you,
just kind of, uh... normal stuff.

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Nothing too nuts.

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Just... sex.

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See, like, me,
I hate when I see a condom.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I guess
if I had to say something, um...

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I alwa-- I like a little bit
of a story.

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Kind of like a beginning,
middle, and end type of stuff.

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Hey.

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Dory, I've literally
tried on everything that I own,

66
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and I'm stressed out about it.

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And Elliott's not here
to help.

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Don't overthink it,
all right?

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Just wear
what you wore yesterday.

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I just--
I don't want to do this.

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How many times have I come
over to your house

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'cause you thought
there was an owl in there?

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- Okay, listen to me.

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You're the only one
who has amazing social skills.

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- You're the only one

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who could get someone
to talk about something

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that they don't want
to talk about.

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I know.
I'm good at that.

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Okay.
I love you.

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I'm gonna figure it out.
- Okay.

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Love you, too.
See you later. Bye.

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- Sorry.

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There was a line,
but, uh, I got the wine.

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Nice.

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Wine's cool.

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- Yeah.
- Want some freaking wine, Gavin?

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"Anything is better
than lies and deceit."

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I'm sorry?

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A famous quote
from this book.

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Oh!

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Where did you, uh...

93
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find this copy, Dory?

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Um, I'm not sure.
I've just always had it.

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It's like I've had it forever,
I think.

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Yeah.

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Chantal was, uh, reading

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this book
when we broke up.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Same edition, actually.

101
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Did she like it?

102
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I want to talk
about something else. Okay.

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We'll talk
about something else. Yeah.

104
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Yeah, maybe
we just take it easy

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on the drinking
a little bit, you know?
Mm-hmm.

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You don't want to get
all loosey-goosey

107
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like I know
that you can do.
I'm just
a little more nervous

108
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than I want to be
right now, okay?

109
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And drinking's
helping that.

110
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Oh, I'm sure
that's really helping it.
Mm-hmm.

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Hey, I'm gonna play
some music

112
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even though I don't love
any of your records.

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Totally cool, bud.
Do whatever you want!

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Great. Thank you.

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Hey, did I tell you
that I hate this?

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Portia's here.

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Hi.
- Hi.

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- Mwah, mwah.
- Mmm!

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Oh, it smells so good! Hi!
- Yeah?

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- I'm Portia.
- Oh, you guys haven't met?

121
00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:15,735
Uh, well,
I saw you the other night.

122
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At the vigil.
Get on in here.

123
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Um, and I also remember
back in college

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seeing you perform in numerous
theatrical productions.

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Thank you
for your support.

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- Here you go, "Porsh."
- Oh, thanks, babe.

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You want to come
in the kitchen with me?
Okay.

128
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Hey. Hey.

129
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Yeah?

130
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- Okay, come on.
- Yeah?

131
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- Look me in the eyes, okay?
- Okay.

132
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Is this
some kind of a setup?

133
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What?
What do you mean?

134
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Portia, me.

135
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Oh.

136
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Is it a set-up?
Is it a set-up?

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Um...

138
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Yeah, I guess so.

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Um...

140
00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:04,817
yeah, I th--
I think, um...

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if you feel something,

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act on it.

143
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Okay, um...

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I just wanted
to say thank you

145
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for, um--
for coming over tonight.

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Um, you know, Drew and I don't
do this very often, so...

147
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- They don't.
- ...I hope the food is good.

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Anyways, yeah,
and, uh, and Gavin, um,

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I'm really looking forward
to, you know, getting

150
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to know you better, so, yeah,
welcome, and, yeah.

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- Hey, cheers, guys.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Wait, wait.

153
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Toasting people, you got
to make direct eye contact,

154
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or else you get seven years
of bad sex, right?

155
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You know
that old superstition.

156
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None of us want that,

157
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especially not
the couple over there, right?

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If I know anything
about couples...
Right.

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...they like having sex... Right.

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...for years.

161
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Okay, Drew.

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Portia.

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Drew, you know
the drill.

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Right, yeah.

165
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Dory.
Yeah.

166
00:07:03,176 --> 00:07:05,012
Yeah.

167
00:07:05,012 --> 00:07:07,413
That's so fun.
I never played that.

168
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So, uh, where's the other
blonde friend of yours?

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00:07:14,387 --> 00:07:15,821
- Oh, Elliott.
- Oh, yeah.

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He is in Africa having
the time of his life.

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I'm gonna show you
a cute pic.

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He's doing such good work.

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That's him
with his water charity.

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Uh, Gavin, um...

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I wanted
to ask you, um--

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What'd you think
about the vigil?

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Oh, God, I mean,
Drew knows how I feel.

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Yeah.
He had a real strong reaction.

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Right.

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Yeah, I mean, personally,
I felt like

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I just bought tickets
to, like,

182
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a three-ring circus
or something.

183
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That's exactly what I said.
That's the--
Yeah?

184
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Drew, tell her.
That's exactly what I said.

185
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Those are
the words I used.

186
00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:03,403
He said the same thing. Mm.

187
00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:05,704
Yeah, I just felt like
Chantal would have...

188
00:08:05,704 --> 00:08:08,474
hated the whole thing.

189
00:08:08,474 --> 00:08:11,578
Do you--
D-Do you disagree?

190
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I neither agree
nor disagree.

191
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Mm.
Mm-hmm.

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I think what Dor is trying to
say is that, um,

193
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Chantal is
just such a little...

194
00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,231
humble little sweetheart.

195
00:08:32,231 --> 00:08:35,202
Is such a humble
little sweetheart?

196
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That's what I said.

197
00:08:36,702 --> 00:08:38,204
Is that
what we all think here?

198
00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:40,607
That-- That Chantal was just
a little humble sweetie?

199
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,807
Do you both?

200
00:08:41,807 --> 00:08:44,878
Sh-- She was very--
very nice to me.

201
00:08:44,878 --> 00:08:46,146
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

202
00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,449
That's interesting. Definitely.

203
00:08:48,449 --> 00:08:50,416
Um...

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00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:53,447
I'm gonna just politely request
that we don't talk

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00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:56,489
about Chantal anymore.
- Yeah.

206
00:08:56,489 --> 00:08:58,058
- Of course.
- Yeah.

207
00:08:58,058 --> 00:08:59,726
Of course.
Of course.

208
00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:06,967
Yeah, I just think
it's, you know--

209
00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:08,135
It's such a tragedy,
you know?

210
00:09:08,135 --> 00:09:09,830
I just hope she knows
she's loved.

211
00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:12,639
I just told you that I didn't
want to talk about that!

212
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,643
- Mm-hmm.
- You know?

213
00:09:15,643 --> 00:09:17,044
Yeah.

214
00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:20,881
I'm sorry.

215
00:09:20,881 --> 00:09:23,083
Okay, you guys.

216
00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,779
Crazy that we've gone, like,
this whole supper

217
00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:27,620
without talking about
the political situation

218
00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,188
happening in our country.

219
00:09:29,188 --> 00:09:31,224
Mm, yeah, I'm actually
gonna be right back.
Where you going?

220
00:09:31,224 --> 00:09:32,258
Anybody hear that dog?

221
00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:34,928
I got to go check
on that outside.

222
00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:40,800
Hey!
Baby dick.

223
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,035
- Hi.
- Having a party?

224
00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:46,139
Oh, um, no, just like
a small, little get-together.

225
00:09:46,139 --> 00:09:48,508
Kind of offended
I wasn't invited.

226
00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:50,911
Yeah, it was my-- It's kind of
my girlfriend's thing,

227
00:09:50,911 --> 00:09:52,112
so I'm not really,
you know--

228
00:09:52,112 --> 00:09:53,446
- It's just like a--

229
00:09:53,446 --> 00:09:54,915
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.

230
00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:56,717
You don't owe me anything.

231
00:09:57,784 --> 00:09:58,918
Okay.

232
00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:00,921
So, just so you know,

233
00:10:00,921 --> 00:10:03,123
me and my angry boyfriend,

234
00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,958
we broke up.

235
00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,793
And you were right.

236
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:10,497
He was a total jerk.

237
00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:11,964
Nice, um...

238
00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:13,634
It seems like that was
a good thing, then.

239
00:10:16,836 --> 00:10:18,839
You don't know
what's good for me, okay?!

240
00:10:18,839 --> 00:10:20,373
Oh, for sure.

241
00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:23,009
Detective Garcia, that's my
character on "Surviving Essex,"

242
00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:27,181
She's Latina,
so she uses her hands a lot.

243
00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:31,017
I-- You're--
You play a Latina?

244
00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:33,754
Oh, yeah,
I'm ethnically ambiguous.

245
00:10:37,624 --> 00:10:38,692
Okay.

246
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,197
"Gavin, let's be real, okay?"

247
00:10:44,197 --> 00:10:46,733
"I know about the baby. Yeah.

248
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,668
I know.
It's crazy.

249
00:10:48,668 --> 00:10:51,337
But I know.
Are you the father?

250
00:10:51,337 --> 00:10:53,740
Gavin, look at me.

251
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,709
Look at me.

252
00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:57,376
What happened to Chantal?"

253
00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:59,945
It's cra-- I've become,
like, paralyzingly aware

254
00:10:59,945 --> 00:11:03,349
of my body at all times
since I've been acting.

255
00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:04,884
It's really, like,
I can't--

256
00:11:04,884 --> 00:11:06,519
I'm like--
Sometimes, I'm just, like--

257
00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:09,455
I can't even get control
over what my feet are doing. Dory.

258
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:10,824
'cause I'm always thinking
about them.

259
00:11:10,824 --> 00:11:12,492
- So...

260
00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:15,295
...what's, like, a weird lie
you guys have told?

261
00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,630
- Ooh, fun, a game!
- Yeah?

262
00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:21,068
What kind of lie
are you talking about?
Yeah, what kind of lie?

263
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,203
Um, well--

264
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:26,567
I-I told my barista once...
- Uh-huh.

265
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:30,244
...that, um,
my name was Chloe.

266
00:11:31,444 --> 00:11:33,446
My turn. Okay.
Mine's really funny.

267
00:11:33,446 --> 00:11:36,916
Um, when I was in third grade,
I lied,

268
00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:39,086
and I told my teacher
that I was dyslexic

269
00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:41,654
so I wouldn't have to take
any standardized tests,

270
00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:43,356
and she totally
believed me.

271
00:11:44,957 --> 00:11:46,325
And then, actually,
the following year,

272
00:11:46,325 --> 00:11:49,195
in fourth grade,
I was diagnosed as dyslexic.

273
00:11:49,195 --> 00:11:50,430
Oh.

274
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,865
But that's okay.

275
00:11:52,865 --> 00:11:56,837
Um, m-may I, uh,
please, use your restroom?

276
00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:58,171
- But it's your turn!
- Yeah.

277
00:11:58,171 --> 00:11:59,939
- It's--
- Yeah, buddy.

278
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,407
It's, um, just down there
to the left.

279
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,208
- It's right there.
- Jiggle the handle.

280
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:07,080
You don't have
to jiggle the handle.
Thanks, man.

281
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,850
Drunk.

282
00:12:14,854 --> 00:12:16,556
Why won't he loosen
the fuck up

283
00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:19,592
and start talking
some shit, right?
Dory, why would he?

284
00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,227
Can we please just drop
this whole thing?

285
00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,463
No!
He's scary!
I feel so bad for the guy.

286
00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:25,599
He's such an angry,
sad little psycho.

287
00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:27,032
Can we please stop?

288
00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:28,934
Dory.
That's messed up.
He left his phone.

289
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:31,437
No, no, no, no. Dory.
Dory, put his phone down.
He left his phone.

290
00:12:31,437 --> 00:12:33,240
Dory, do not do stuff
with his phone.

291
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,240
No. No!

292
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,908
Portia. Portia.
- What?

293
00:12:35,908 --> 00:12:37,976
Make sure he doesn't come
into our bedroom, okay?
What?

294
00:12:37,976 --> 00:12:40,013
We're sitting.
We're sitting. We're sitting.
No, Drew, come.

295
00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:41,314
I need you to sit back down.
Come. Come!

296
00:12:41,314 --> 00:12:43,082
You sit back down!
God damn it.
No!

297
00:12:43,082 --> 00:12:44,317
Dory, stop it!
Stop!
Mother--

298
00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,151
Dory.
No, Dory,
I didn't say yes!

299
00:12:46,151 --> 00:12:49,056
Please, give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.

300
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,094
Hi!

301
00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:56,257
And then,
there were two, huh?

302
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,303
Brown-haired people are
harder to trust.

303
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:05,705
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
<i>I</i> don't like this!

304
00:13:05,705 --> 00:13:07,240
Stop it!
You're freaking me out.

305
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,742
<i>I'm</i> freaking you out?

Oh, my God.

306
00:13:09,742 --> 00:13:12,646
There are literally, like,
hundreds of e-mails to Chantal.

307
00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:14,247
How do I just, like,
highlight them all

308
00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:15,448
and forward them
all at once?

309
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:16,916
Dory, for the love of God,

310
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,618
you can't forward
the man's e-mails.

311
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:20,820
That's illegal.
Yes, I can!

312
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,089
Okay, okay, look, you need to go
into the "Sent" folder, then.

313
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:24,384
You need to delete those.

314
00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:25,891
Then, you need to go
to the "Trash" folder.

315
00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:28,121
You need to delete those
so that they're gone for good,

316
00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:30,598
or else he's gonna know
that you did this.
I know! I know!
I know!

317
00:13:32,231 --> 00:13:33,866
- Hey, um...
- Mm-hmm?

318
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:36,903
I'm-- I'm, uh, usually not
this forward.
Mm-hmm.

319
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:40,139
But, um, you know, I can tell
that you're sort of into me,

320
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:42,408
and I'm really into you,
and, you know, I've had

321
00:13:42,408 --> 00:13:46,746
enough wine that I'm feeling
sort of courageous right now. Okay.

322
00:13:46,746 --> 00:13:51,117
So, um, could I ask you
if I could kiss you?
Aww.

323
00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:53,986
Would that be acceptable?
That's so sweet...

324
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:56,190
...and always flattering.

325
00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,260
But I like
to move slow.

326
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,661
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

327
00:14:01,661 --> 00:14:04,264
Please--
I totally understand.

328
00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:06,432
Take it real slow.

329
00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:09,036
♪ Right down
to Kokomo ♪

330
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:12,738
Hm.

331
00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:16,242
Ooh, you're getting up,
getting to go, going.

332
00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:18,112
Slowly.

333
00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:19,312
You.

334
00:14:19,312 --> 00:14:20,613
You, you, you, you, you.

335
00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:22,315
Yeah, you, you,
you, you.

336
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:23,516
- Mm.
- Mm.

337
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,089
What was that?

338
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:32,692
Is your phone not
on silent?

339
00:14:32,692 --> 00:14:35,161
Oh, my God!
You sent them to <i>my</i> e-mail!

340
00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:37,730
Yeah, because your e-mail's
shorter than mine!
Dory!

341
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:41,401
Oh, God damn it.
That's so distracting.

342
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:42,602
Hello?

343
00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:44,704
Someone's phone blowing up!

344
00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:46,172
You need to get your ass
out there right now.

345
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,973
I'm not gonna do it.
You think I'm gonna do it...

346
00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:49,803
Yeah, go, go, go.
...go out there
with that psycho?

347
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,445
I had to talk to him
when you went to get the wine!
No, go!

348
00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:53,312
Oh, my God!

349
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,748
Hey, buddy.
Ah, sorry about that.

350
00:14:55,748 --> 00:14:57,750
Sometimes, I feel like
the office never closes.

351
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,585
You know
what I'm talking about?

352
00:14:59,585 --> 00:15:02,789
If I could just have
the phone.
Is everything,
uh, okay, man?

353
00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:05,792
Yeah. What?
Um... Wh--

354
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,760
Uh, what are you talking about?
What is-- What?

355
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,296
What is-- What?

356
00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:11,263
Winning the fight in there?

357
00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:13,566
You know, you the put
the princess in her place?
Oh, yeah.

358
00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,234
Yeah?
Laying into her.

359
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:17,003
Yeah.
You know
what I'm talking about?

360
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,604
You know,
guy stuff, so... Yeah.

361
00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:21,874
If I could just, um,
have the phone?

362
00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:24,410
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

363
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,946
Thanks. Yeah. Cool.

364
00:15:26,946 --> 00:15:29,081
Oh, yeah, this is--
This is what I thought.

365
00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:33,786
It's uh... office,
office, office--

366
00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:35,154
bunch of office crap.

367
00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:38,558
I am so sorry, you guys.
I suddenly feel so sick...

368
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:40,092
Oh, no, really?
...and crappy-- Yeah.

369
00:15:40,092 --> 00:15:42,862
I just-- It's my head
and my throat,

370
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:45,531
and, like,
my T-zone is--

371
00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:46,899
Well, uh...
I feel so bad.

372
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:48,968
Can I get your number
before you leave?

373
00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:51,771
How about, um,
you give me your number?

374
00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:54,073
Here you go.
Here's my business card.
Oh, great.

375
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:56,008
Portia, you're leaving?
No-- Why?

376
00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:58,611
I feel so sick.
Oh, that sucks. Okay.

377
00:15:58,611 --> 00:15:59,979
- Thank you so much.
- Bye, Porsh.

378
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,716
- Bye. Bye.
- Have a good night, Portia.

379
00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:07,953
I don't know.
I don't get women.

380
00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:10,385
They confuse me, you know?
I--

381
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:12,758
She looked
genuinely sick to me.

382
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,861
God, I hope so.
I j--

383
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,929
I don't know.
Maybe I'm overthinking it.

384
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:18,365
I don't know.
I don't know.

385
00:16:23,164 --> 00:16:25,306
W-W-Where's my phone?

386
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,574
Oh, um...

387
00:16:28,574 --> 00:16:31,644
Hm.

388
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,546
It was right there.

389
00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,414
Was it?

390
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,316
Yeah, I'm telling you
that it was right there.

391
00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:40,787
Oh.
I thought it was--
Where is it?

392
00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:43,056
Uh, did you check
your pockets?

393
00:16:43,056 --> 00:16:45,693
It's not
in my pocket, Dory.

394
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,960
- Okay.
- It was right there, okay?

395
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,228
Well, it's got
to be here somewhere.

396
00:16:49,228 --> 00:16:51,030
Drew, you want
to check the kitchen?

397
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,665
Yeah, I'm on it.
- Um

398
00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:54,967
Have you--
Have you checked your--

399
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,971
your jacket pockets maybe?

400
00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:03,945
Just saying.

401
00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:07,780
Hey!
There it is.

402
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,281
See? I'm doing that
all the time.

403
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:10,850
I'm always thinking
I lost my phone,

404
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,652
and it just ends up being
in my jacket pocket.

405
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:14,055
Been there.

406
00:17:17,423 --> 00:17:22,162
I did not put this there.
I would never put this there.

407
00:17:22,162 --> 00:17:23,663
Weird.

408
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,769
What is this, huh?

409
00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:31,471
What's--
What's going on here?

410
00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:32,805
What do you mean,
Gavin?

411
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,474
Why are you touching
my stuff?

412
00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:36,008
Hey.

413
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:38,311
You okay, buddy?
No, I'm not okay, okay?!

414
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:41,180
I don't tolerate
people touching my property

415
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,083
without my permission,
okay?!
Okay.

416
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,019
Okay, how would you feel
if I put my greasy paws

417
00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:48,988
all over your stuff,
huh, huh?!

418
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,522
Gavin.
Huh?
How would you feel?

419
00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:52,591
Hey, Gavin, no!
Gavin!

420
00:17:52,591 --> 00:17:54,293
Gavin, calm down.
How you feel about that?
How you feel about that, huh?

421
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:56,095
Unh-unh, no.
Please, calm down, Gavin.

422
00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:58,964
Ohh, "Gavin,
please calm down."
Please calm down.

423
00:17:58,964 --> 00:18:01,935
"Oh, Gavin, please, calm down.
I don't like it."

424
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:03,536
Come on.
Make me calm down.

425
00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:05,805
Huh? Huh?!
Aah!

426
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,475
Gavin.

427
00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:14,679
That's
what I thought... Drew.
♪ Do you remember? ♪

428
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:19,113
Some guy
you got there, Dory.
♪ What we did before? ♪

429
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:22,089
The two of you were made
for each other, you know that?

430
00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:25,792
What the hell?!

431
00:18:28,928 --> 00:18:31,297
Did you know
that Chantal was pregnant?

432
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:40,440
♪ Or are you mad? ♪

433
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,009
How did you know that?

434
00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:43,742
Dory.

435
00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:46,846
No, how did you know that?
How did you know about that?
Because I thought

436
00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:51,050
that you might be
the father.

437
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:55,120
No, 'cause
she was cheating on me.

438
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,758
♪ And we were blacked out ♪

439
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,255
With who?

440
00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:04,330
Oh!

441
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,400
Ohh! Oh.

442
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:10,436
- Oh!
- Ugh.

443
00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:12,874
Oh, God!

444
00:19:15,142 --> 00:19:17,177
Gavin.

445
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:19,313
Oh, buddy.

446
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,685
Thank you.

447
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,752
Yeah.

448
00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:27,754
Hey, uh...

449
00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:32,959
I don't really like myself sometimes.

450
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:38,499
Well, we almost had a nice time,
right?

451
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:47,240
Hey, Gavin.

452
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,742
I just have to ask, um--

453
00:19:49,742 --> 00:19:53,547
Do you know who she might have
been cheating on you with?

454
00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:56,616
Even if I knew that,

455
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:58,417
I-I feel like
it wouldn't make

456
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:02,389
that much sense for me
to confide in you.

457
00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:04,124
Right.

458
00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:06,392
Yeah.

459
00:20:06,392 --> 00:20:08,396
Okay. Good night.

460
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:32,619
He actually handled it
pretty well.

461
00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:34,955
Hey, this is nuts.

462
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,355
What?

463
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:37,757
Don't you think
that tonight got,

464
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:39,588
oh, just a little bit
out of hand?

465
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:40,860
Yeah.

466
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,131
Yeah, I mean, things
got a little intense, for sure,

467
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:48,001
but we found out
that she was cheating on him.

468
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:49,335
I mean, that's huge.

469
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,673
Is that honestly your takeaway
from this whole night?

470
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,235
Look at the apartment!

471
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,376
Have you not seen
the apartment?

472
00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:57,744
It's not bad.

473
00:20:57,744 --> 00:21:01,014
Dory, I told you that
that guy was crazy.

474
00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:02,748
Did I not tell you that?

475
00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:05,952
Yeah, but didn't I tell you that
he might have some information?

476
00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:06,853
And he did.

477
00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:08,282
So it's like
we're both right.

478
00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:10,523
Okay, I don't know
what's going on.

479
00:21:10,523 --> 00:21:12,858
I am not used to seeing you
like this.

480
00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:14,561
But I'm gonna be honest
with you.

481
00:21:14,561 --> 00:21:16,329
I don't like it.

482
00:21:16,329 --> 00:21:17,863
Don't be mad at me, please.

483
00:21:17,863 --> 00:21:20,762
I'm not mad at you, Dory.
I'm trying to talk to you.

484
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,336
No. Baby.

485
00:21:22,336 --> 00:21:23,537
Stop.

486
00:21:23,537 --> 00:21:25,405
Baby, stop.

487
00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:26,974
Okay?
I need you
on my team for this.

488
00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:28,041
What are you doing?

489
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,977
Baby, look,
I've been distracted.

490
00:21:29,977 --> 00:21:32,178
I've been cleaning up puke, okay?

491
00:21:32,178 --> 00:21:34,347
Stop. Stop.

492
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,817
I'm not feeling this,
all right?

493
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:37,818
Okay.

494
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,086
That's fair?

495
00:21:39,086 --> 00:21:40,087
Yeah.

496
00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:41,955
Okay.

497
00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:43,890
Mm-hmm.

498
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,420
I cleaned up
all that puke,

499
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:50,797
so can you at least
take out the trash?

500
00:21:50,797 --> 00:21:52,099
Yeah.

501
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,616
Who are you?
What do you want?